In the latest development, Fake Madrid president, Florence Perez, has revealed his interest in signing German wünderkind Mesut Özil.
Perez is reportedly lining up a $100 million move for the highly rated Werder Bremen youngster. He was quoted by Fake Madrid Unofficial Mouthpiece, Farca, as saying, “We signed Ronaldo, but all that sissy does is dive around. And that Kaka’, can’t do jack shit, always injured, can’t play. We need playmakers. We’ll make sure we extract every penny of the money spent before he finally gets wasted in two years’ time.”
Madrid reportedly spent 250mil Euros on transfers last summer, including the high-profile transfers of Man Utd star Ronaldo, AC Milan playmaker Kaka’, Lyon striker Benzema and Liverpool lynchpin, Alonso. No one has performed to their potential. Thus they finished 2nd to Barcelona (again).
Newly appointed muppet manager Jose “The Special One” Mourinho said: Mesut is an excellent player. I am lucky to have him here”
Mourinho also dismissed suggestions that he’ll impose his strict defence tactics at Madrid. “They just don’t make good defenders here. the defence sucks. I’ll put just 6 in defence. that is attacking”, said The Special One who is due to be sacked, as per the custom, at the end of the season
Mourinho is an idiot!!! he should go somwhere else and take Kaka along with him. I like him too much to see him in Fake Madrid
Yeah. dont worry, he’ll go at the end of season
after all, when was the last time a manager managed Fake for more than a year